The Chronic Consumer

Well, I wish I could say I’m aging gracefully, but the truth is that I’m really not. It seems that I look worse and worse each day, with the wrinkles on my face becoming more pronounced and the gray continuing to creep through my hair. Obviously, this stuff isn’t happening overnight, but it sure does feel that way.

Ugh, I what I think I really need to do is quit complaining and actually take some action for once. For instance, I should go ahead and color my hair the next time my stylist not-so-subtly hints at it. Also, I should go ahead and buy that Oxytoxin Type-II wrinkle cream that my friends have been raving about. I shouldn’t be ashamed and embarrassed to use these products. After all, that’s what they’re there for. And who knows, maybe I’ll actually start looking (and feeling) better after a month or two!