The Chronic Consumer

I am really thinking about ordering some monogrammed handkerchiefs to carry around. The problem is that I’m tired of going into public bathrooms that don’t have working hand dryers and are out of paper towels, leaving me to dry my dripping hands on the back of my jeans. How disgusting! If I had a handkerchief or two in my purse, I’d at least have a decent way of drying my hands. Sure, I guess they don’t have to be monogrammed, but I love monogrammed items, so why not!