The Chronic Consumer

Have you seen the new Heinz ketchup packets yet? They’re now able to open in two different ways, depending on whether you want to squeeze the contents onto something or whether you want to dip stuff in it. Plus, each packet now holds about three times the volume of the old school packets.

I haven’t come across these yet, but all I can say is it’s about damn time!

(AP Photo/H.J. Heinz Co.)