The Chronic Consumer

I picked up a couple of gossip magazines today while I was out grocery shopping. I usually don’t allow myself to buy these types of products, but since it’s been a long time since I last indulged, I decided to just go for it.

There was nothing out of the ordinary in either of the tabloids I bought. Just the usual stuff about Brad and Angelina having twins, speculation about who’s dating whom, hints about certain celebs that might need drug rehab, and lots of ads for beauty products and clothes that are supposed to make us regular people feel like stars.

Frankly, this was all stuff that I could have read on the Internet a long time ago, so I should have just saved my money!