The Chronic Consumer

It’s time to replenish my undergarment supply, so I visited a few different websites today to see what kinds of styles are popular now. At one site I went to, I noticed a page for corsets and decided to check it out. I mean, no one has worn a corset since Scarlett O’Hara in Gone With the Wind, right?

Wrong. Today’s corsets are much sexier than anything Scarlett ever got her hands on, but they apparently serve the same purpose: to make you look slimmer through the tummy and waist.

Hmm… I could definitely use something like that, so maybe I’ll throw one into my order!