The Chronic Consumer

I recently joined a gym, so now I have to buy a bunch of accessories in order to make my workouts a bit more comfortable. I have no clothes to exercise in, nor do I have a gear bag to carry all my stuff to and from the gym. In addition, I think I’m going to have to buy a better pair of cross-trainers because I really skimped on my last pair and don’t think they’ll be able to handle all of the treadmill time I’m logging.

I honestly didn’t want to have to join a gym, but since I can’t afford to buy my own exercise equipment and since I doubt that even the best diet pills alone can help me slim down, I didn’t really have any other choice here. At least I was able to get a cheap membership that I can cancel at any time.

Now — let’s see if working out on commercial-grade equipment actually does me any good!