I have a WordPress stats program installed on this site, and one of the things it does is tell me which keywords a person used to get here from the search engines. There are some really strange ones, of course, and usually I get a good chuckle out of those.
But today, I noticed a keyword string that made me marvel at how stupid people can be. In fact, I now feel compelled to write this PSA in response to that one special visitor I had this afternoon, who arrived here via the query “oxiclean as a colon cleanser”.
Look at the label on your OxiClean container. See that part in big letters that says DO NOT INGEST? Yeah, that means don’t eat it, drink it, snort it, or otherwise inject it into your body. Understand?